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THE THREE RINGS OF MARRIAGE

3 RINGS: ENGAGEMENT RING, WEDDING RING, AND...

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The Three Rings Of Marriage: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering!

This is an Old Joke as Created by Aeschylus:

JOKE

Marriage is Nothing but a 3 Ring Circus:

First the Engagement Ring.

And then the Wedding Ring.

And then SUFFERING!

HA!

Abbott and Costello even did a Comedy Skit about it here…

And while it really is Humorous in every way, for many couples…

It’s the TRUTH!

You see, before the Wedding, it’s all about Romance and Love and Flowers and Dates and Gifts and Sweet Nothings in your Ear

And then all that gets thrown out the window once the Priest Officially Declares you Man and Wife.

Then it’s all Kids, Dogs, Education, Financial Difficulties, Mother In Laws, Wrinkles, Gray Hair, and Weight Gain

Okay, maybe that’s Harsh, there’s probably a Cat in there too… But you get my Point.

It all starts to Roll Down Hill…

But it doesn’t need to be this way.

For I have a Surefire way to Keep Love Alive!

It’s Called “Diamonds”

That’s Right!

DIAMONDS

Diamonds are truly the only Gift you could ever give that will Literally Last Forever (other than Herpes).

That’s why Diamonds are used as the Engagement Ring Stone. It’s Everlasting.

Diamonds are a Symbol of Endurance, Commitment, Time, Tradition… One that will live on and get passed down from Generation to Generation.

It’s Endless!

It’s Durable!

It’s Romantic!

It’s Sentimental!

It’s a Sparkle in her Eye and a Flutter in her Heart…

Diamonds are the Perfect way to say “I LOVE YOU!

When was the Last time you Said that?

Diamonds are all of this AND MORE!

They Get you out of the Dog House!

They Bring a Smile to her Face.

A Tear to her Eye.

They Bring Hugs and Laughter and LOVE!

And it doesn’t need to be Expensive. There are Countless Deals on Diamonds that will keep her Smiling FOREVER!

Whether it be Rings, Bracelets, Earrings, Whatever… Diamonds Work Wonders!

Pendants, Anklets, Toe Rings, even Nose Rings

It Doesn’t Matter!

Make it Big. Make it Bling. Make it FUN!

Keep the “Suffering” AWAY!

Check out some Great Diamond Gifts TODAY!

Now…

Where’s that Circus?




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Recommended Jewelry Supplies:

Ultrasonic Jewelry Cleaner Jewelry Steam Cleaner
Complete Jewelry Cleaner Kit Diamond Dazzle Stick
Gold Silver Jewelry Polishing Cloths Jewelry Making Supplies Kit
Gold Acid Test Kit Watch Tool Repair Kit
Ring Adjusters EMT Emergency Ring Cutter
10x Jewelers Loupe Jewelers Microscope

2 Comments on THE THREE RINGS OF MARRIAGE

  1. The other version ~ or maybe I should say ANother version ~ used to be “The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the TEETHING ring!” LOL!!! Ah well ~ my, how times have changed, eh?

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